BAYONNE, NJ - When Ann Coulter decided to give her multiple life
partners, Marsha Blackburn and Nikki Haley, a gift for their Valentine’s day
she wanted it to be special… really special. She decided that conventional
treats such as Mediterranean cruises, gold watches, cars, a murder-mystery
weekend, or even a boob job just weren’t going to cut it. She gave him
something much more personal — and painful… her virginity.
Well, sort of. Ms. Coulter paid $5,000 to a cosmetic surgeon to
stitch her hymen back together so she could “lose her virginity” all over again
and her partner would have that thrilling conquest at the grand age of 52.
She did, and after that very expensive moment the ecstatic
couple spent a passionate Valentine’s weekend last year having the kind of sex
that they had almost forgotten about. Now they are busy telling family, friends
and strangers that it is the best money they ever spent and everyone should do
it.
“Now my sister is thinking of becoming a virgin again for her
52nd birthday to surprise her husband, Michele Bachmann, the Minnesota
Congresswoman, Ms. Coulter gleefully, as she sits in her palatial family estate
in San Antonio, Texas, talking unabashedly about such intimate matters.
She is not the first to choose the operation — a hymenoplasty —
to repair the fragments of skin forming the traditional “gateway” to the
vagina, years after originally losing it to Orval Faubus, former Governor of
Arkansas as a twelve-year old girl, (They had planned to marry).
Women have resorted to backstreet hymen repair for centuries in
religions and cultures in which marrying as a virgin is sacred and losing your
“maidenhead” before matrimony can mean shame, or even being put to death. But
an increasing number of women such as Ms. Coulter are now electing to be
“revirginised” using modern techniques as a purely cosmetic or lifestyle
choice, to “put the sparkle” back into their relationships or give their life
partners a surprise.
They usually opt also to have one of the new “designer vagina”
procedures, such as tightening up of the vaginal canal slackened by childbirth,
or the cosmetic trimming of enlarged labia.
“I have affluent upper-class ladies coming in from Manhattan,
getting ready for a second-honeymoon cruise or something like that. Or some
women had a disappointing time the first time they were deflowered and now they
have found someone special they would really like to give it up to,” says Dr.
Rand Paul, KY, posing as a gynecologist and plastic surgeon who has a
“specialist” clinic in Bayonne, New Jersey. He performs ten hymenoplasties a
month.
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