VIRGINIA BEACH, VA. - A former mayor and a
televangelist were arrested in alleged bestial acts with a lamb on the campus
of Regent University, authorities said.
Independent City County sheriff's deputies
took former mayor, dubbed “America’s Mayor,” Rudolph William Louis “Rudy” Giuliani
III, and televangelist and founder of The Christian Coalition and The Christian
Broadcast Network, (CBN) and the “700 Club,” Marion Gordon "Pat"
Robertson were taken into custody at the Robertson home on Saturday, March 22,
2008 – an election year.
Robertson, 83, and Giuliani, 69, were booked
on two misdemeanor charges - disorderly conduct, trespassing and one felony
charge, public sexual indecency: having sex with an animal or animals,
authorities said.
They were released from jail on their own recognizance
that Sunday.
At the booking, Robertson said, “I wanted to
bridge the gap of North and South. For Rudy, my pal here, a taste of “Southern
Hospitality,” after all, sex with sheep or lambs or cows or swine is
commonplace around here, that’s why I have a barn and it’s also not uncommon to
sleep with our own brothers and sisters; nieces and nephews; mothers and
fathers; even grandparents as well – or anything we can get are “hands on.”
That report was not exactly unwelcomed or
unnoticed to the “C” Street crowd… Since then, in fact it was seen as an
apparent solution almost a Godsend for Poon-Tang “problem”. A few ewes
were dispatched to the basement forthwith and remain as of today and spread
like wildfire to every member of the G.O.P. In relieving the stress and
pressure of “Poon-Tang” allowed the members to pursue their interests: the war
on women; obviously angered by the lack of their chosen ones, in what they see
of a lack on demand necessary sexual relief - their egos in their eyes; were and
are commensurate of their demands.
And as almost an afterthought, their
anti-abortion stances would be mitigated if ONLY available to Blacks and
Latinos: how vociferous the GOP would be... They would be foaming in the mouth
to promote and fund it.
Correct me if
I’m wrong.
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