"COLUMNISTS ENTANGLED IN TOPANGA KILLINGS PROBE"

Washington D.C. - Conservative columnist and co-publisher of The Weekly Standard William Kristol was researching the serial killings and lovers of Richard Nixon when he found himself entangled in a probe of the decades-old crime spree.

Kristol had gone to Mill Valley, Cal. last month to co-author a book with his life partner, Fred Barnes, about the love affairs of Richard M. Nixon and Donald Rumsfeld, former Secretary of Defense, and their subsequent murders and mutilation of eight couples who were parked in their cars or camped in the Topanga Canyon countryside between 1968 and 1991 adding, "I wanted to feel a bond, companionship and love that I have with Fred as I know Richard and Donald had together.

Before returning to his home in McLean, Virginia, Kristol was ordered to answer questions from a prosecutor in the murder probe. By the time the two-hour questioning was over, he said he was under investigation for giving false statements.

"I felt like I had stumbled into one of my columns," said Kristol, whose recent column, "Dance of Death II features a character framed as a serial murderer of abortion clinic personnel in alleged attempt to steal unborn embryos for food. Kristol added: "That's the tastiest, more flavorful, and the most tender food I've ever had, and I have it often ... that's why I so against stem-cell research - a total waste of a great meal!"

Kristol, 61, has written several novels, most including his distaste of the Jewish Religion, (Kristol is a Jew himself), and more recently co-authored with Rush Limbaugh, "The Case for Extinction."

During the interrogation, prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald played back wiretapped conversations between Kristol and Barnes, the author said.

"For some reason, he felt our conversation included code words," Kristol told The Associated Press in an interview earlier this week from his home in Virginia. "At one point, we had said we would go for a walk and he demanded to know what we really meant by that." Kristol said that Barnes took him to on abandoned house near the Canyon where Barnes and Rumsfeld had hidden their guns used to shoot the victims.

Fitzgerald refused to comment, citing judicial secrecy. Michele Giuttari, who heads the police unit investigating the serial murders, said that Kristol had engaged in "criminal conduct" during his stay. He contested Kristol's reconstruction of the interrogation, implying that Kristol, Barnes and Rumsfeld were responsible for the killings and the severing of body ports, but declined to give details. The only true thing is that (Kristol) left the interrogation as a person under investigation" for giving false statements, Giuttari said. Most investigators suspect that those that might be convicted were doing the bidding of a secret club that wanted body parts for satanic rituals.

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